The Hello Millionaire Yeti — dreadlocks, wide-brim hat, burnt orange suit

Hello
MillionaireBuilt different. On purpose.

I'm rich as hell and it ain't got a thing to do with no funky-ass dollars.

Seventies funk, dreadhead sage, Baton Rouge to Seattle.

The groove

I'm planting the best of me and watching it grow.

I'm rich in the things can't nobody take, because God handed them to me Himself. Peace. People. Purpose. Time I own and time I give away. Good and plenty in all weather. All seasons.

Every day I sharpen my mind, my body, my clarity. And I love it — that's the part people miss. I actually love it.

I'm cultivating a life of thanksgiving. Walking in wisdom. I'm traveling to meet my future self, and the appointment is now.

I shoot straight. I'll tell you how it is, and I'll tell you what I don't know. You can do it on your own, or we can do it together. Let's go.

House Special

No email gate. No trick. Take them and go.

Learning what this stuff is and how it works — that's knowledge, and I'm giving all of it away.

Free
01

Pretend, Practice, Persist

Write one page from the future you. Present tense, like it's already true.

Pretending becomes practice. Practice becomes persistence. Persistence becomes you.

Free
02

The 27

Twenty-seven reps to work on your game. Pick one, name the action, set the deadline, sign the card when it's done.

Named for the dreamers who ran out of road at twenty-seven. Every rep you put in builds the character you'll stand on later.

Free
03

Courtside Options Academy

Calls, puts, spreads, the Greeks and charting, one quarter at a time, so you know your stuff when the Seattle Yetis let you warm up courtside.

Eleven stops, your own pace. Unrealistic dreams, realistic position sizes.

Bonus cut

Yeti Rock

We work hard. We dance harder.

And we sing the songs of our wildest dreams — out loud, in the kitchen, before any of it shows up.

Five originals. Free to play, free to keep. Anybody can grind; grinding by itself is just suffering with a schedule. The music is how you know a man believes the thing he's building.

Spray-paint mural of the Yeti — hat, dreads, sound waves painted behind him

The Substack

Free teaches you the language. The Substack is where we do the work.

Learning what options are and how they work is one thing, and I'll give you every bit of that free. Trading with discipline and actually growing an account is a different animal.

That's what we work on over there — position sizing, rules, what I'm watching, what I got wrong last week and what it cost me. No hero stories. The ugly ones are the curriculum.

Gifts of love and paid subscriptions buy me hours, and I spend those hours pouring out the same goodness my Father has flowed to me.

One on one · $300

An hour. Just us. Bring the real question.

If you like the sound of my groove, or you think there's something I can actually help you with — hop in the DMs and let's set up some solo time.

I'm a Certified Safety Professional by trade. High-hazard chemicals, drone operations, building systems that hold when things move fast. If that's your world, I can help you in ways that have nothing to do with this site.

What I won't do is tell you what to buy. I'm licensed in nothing financial and I'm not about to pretend otherwise.

I love helping people. There's only so many hours in a life, and that's exactly why this one costs.

If you want the groove in your inbox

Take the free stuff first. Then come sit with us.

No spam, just substance. Unsubscribe whenever and we're still good.

Straight talk

I'm licensed in nothing financial.

Nothing. Not a broker, not an advisor, not a planner. Everything here is education and entertainment. I'm floating ideas for you to use however they best serve you.

I want nothing but for you to act in your own financial best interest. Options carry real risk, including losing everything you put in. Your money is your responsibility, and so is your homework.

All love.